Hey Gilbert, This near you? - Shaftbuster

Above is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle. Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant. All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at Snopes. First time this year this has been around I think! :)

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GILBERT
November 19th, 2013 06:11:24pm

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HA! HA! a good one. Shaftbuster, you do have some serious writing abilities, you just about had me believing that somebody had shot "Ole Fence line"(As we used to call him affectionately). BUT your story is simply not true. The only true part of it is THAT in fact he is from my neck of the woods...TEXAS. He showed up this evening like clockwork at my backyard. He showed up years ago when he was just a yearling. As a yearling he was a 10 point spike with none forking. He was a strange cat, even Rudolf did not want to play with him. We felt sorry for him, the grandkids and I hand fed him thru out all this years. He left a little while ago with most of the doe around here following him into the woods. He was drinking discharge water from a nuclear plant???....come on, that is just a little far fetched...don't you think??? LOL!, like I said a good one
Steve Morton

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